2-17-20, 04:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 2-17-20, 05:00 PM by SCMC. Edited 4 times in total.
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The misadventure of Lt.Pwnzer123
@Lt.Pwnzer123 was sitting in LFG sandbox, when suddenly he spotted an odd splash of green behind @finiteblood . He got up out of his seat to get a better look, and you would never guess what he saw. @finiteblood was wearing a furry tale! @Lt.Pwnzer123 couldn't believe his eyes; "I mean, I've seen the curled up posters at the back of the class, the cat photo on his phone background, the bodybags in his trunk, but I never thought my math teacher was a dog fuccer! " he thought. He was immediately enraged, so much that he sprinted straight to @SaintLuther’s office to inform him of this degenerate admin. When he heard of this admin’s deplorable acts there was little to no awe in his eyes. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was a little bewildered by this but @SaintLuther told him that this admin would be reported immediately. @Lt.Pwnzer123 went back to class full of accomplishment as he had finally rid the Earth of another threat to the great aryan race. He sat back in his chair, smug as fucc, waiting to see the admin taken away to the gulags.
He waited, and waited and waited; @Lt.Pwnzer123 checked his watch and it had been a whole 15 minutes and @finiteblood had neither grieved nor groveled. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was appalled: "collusion had obviously occurred throughout the entire distracial patriarch" he thought. "It was time to take matters into my own hands" @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought. He stood up at his desk, fire in his eyes, and said, "Mr. Furry admin, it's time for you to stop! Your reign of tyranny will end today! Your terrorization of the world animals has lasted too long, and as an arbiter of justice I will end you life RIGHT! THIS! MOMENT!" @finiteblood looked confused, but as the situation became more evident, a cruel smile enveloped his usually devoid face. He turned to the players of sandbox with intentions full bare (literally, his massive erection had ripped out of his pants at this point). "So you have finally understood my true purpose shounen?" His penis continued to grow at a massive rate, so much so that @Lt.Pwnzer123 hadn't realized that his green furry tale had already grown to the size of a person at this point. " Well" he said, " no matter. There isn't anything you can do! I will rape every dog I see until every Canis Lupus is full of my seed!!" His back began to arch and whiskers started growing out of his face; he had finally become the monster he was all along. "No" @Lt.Pwnzer123 screamed and jumped towards him, slashing at his rapist face with his brazen broadsword, but he dodged easily, swatting @Lt.Pwnzer123’s sword and him onto the floor with all of the power of the omniverse. "Now I WILL RAPE U!" he said to @Lt.Pwnzer123. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was very confused. @finiteblood was a dog fuccer. "Why would he rape me, a stunning vision of male perfection? " @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought So, he got up and bit his leg. Blood was squirting everywhere. Then he scratched at his eyes, and ripped his eyeballs out and ate them. Then @Lt.Pwnzer123 went for the final blow and as he started to rip his penis off, @finiteblood pinned @Lt.Pwnzer123down. "I’m gunna put in you diggity dog" @finiteblood said. "But I’m not a dog" @Lt.Pwnzer123 said. @Lt.Pwnzer123’s tail was standing on end at this point. And then @Lt.Pwnzer123 remembered that he was a dog. He had forgotten that he was a dog. @finiteblood had a drooling smile on his face, he was about to start raping @Lt.Pwnzer123 next 4 hours. Just as he was about to begin, two mysterious weebs appeared:
Mysterious weeb M: Prepare for trouble!
Mysterious weeb T: And make it double!
Mysterious weeb M: To protect the weebs from devastation!
Mysterious weeb T: To unite all weebs within our nation
Mysterious weeb M: @M-E-T-A!
Mysterious weeb T: @Takumi Fujiwara!
@M-E-T-A: Team weebs blasts off at the speed of light!
@Takumi Fujiwara: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
It was @M-E-T-A and @Takumi Fujiwara holding weeb swords and wearing Naruto headbands. They wanted to rescue @Lt.Pwnzer123 from his terrible fate. "Leave the dog alone, you filthy furry" they both said as they began Naruto running towards @finiteblood. "You thought I wouldn’t expect something like this" @finiteblood said as he laughed, "Stream sniper its time for you to do your job" he said soon after. It was when @finiteblood finished saying these words, that a loud voice repeatedly saying "nigger, nigger, nigger" started coming from the shadows of sandbox. Seconds later @"卐Demonik1卐" showed up in front of these two weebs. @Shelby01 came running and shouted "be careful @"卐Demonik1卐" is really gay, you don’t know what he is capable of". But it was too late, as soon as @Shelby01 finished his phrase, @"卐Demonik1卐" tackled @M-E-T-A, @Takumi Fujiwara and @Shelby01 into the ground and started raping them.
There was no one left to stop @finiteblood. "nobody can interrupt us now" @finiteblood said as he began raping @Lt.Pwnzer123. @Lt.Pwnzer123 cried and cried and then he cried more. "I don’t want @finiteblood’s cummies in my tummies" @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought. And when @finiteblood was about to cum for the 8th time, and @Lt.Pwnzer123 was about to kill himself, his gorgeous super model (only a gorgeous supermodel in @Lt.Pwnzer123’s mind but disgusting to look at for the rest of the LFG) @"『MoC』Xenon" showed up and said "yOu aCt HaRd BuT yOuR dAd BeAtS yOu HaRdEr" as he shot @finiteblood in the head with a pistol, making him fall to the ground. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was so happy (he thought @"『MoC』Xenon" was still in Zimbabwe clearing out the native inhabitants to make room for their many children). Then @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought everything was over and started thinking about the lots of sex, he and his gf @"『MoC』Xenon" were going to have, "we will sex for 300 hours and I will impregnate @"『MoC』Xenon" with 100 of my children" @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought. But then the headless furry stood up once more said "furries don’t have a brain, we can survive without our head". @Lt.Pwnzer123 froze from the shock and had lost all hope. Seconds later @UHC, @ant0_ and @CaptainPuggles jumped out of an helicopter and landed on the scene. "We are the furry exterminators" @UHC said, "and we are here to exterminate this pest" @ant0_ continued. The 3 of them proceeded to shoot and burn @finiteblood to the ground. Meanwhile nearby, @TimedIntegral was saying to his duck crush "Wanna duck, or maybe Netflix and quack? " when some lost bullets reached his head, killing him and making the duck quack in panic. When the shootout was over @The Overlord came down from the sky and said " @UHC my child, as a reward for killing this furry, I shall give you the Consultant rank".
And that’s the story of how @UHC got consultant. The end.
Made by @SCMC