4-18-16, 03:04 PM
Happy Anniversary everyone! It's been a long, hard, sad, painful month, but we finally made it! I'd just like to thank my best friend in the whole wide world for being there with me when times got tough, Grandma, you mean the world to me, and no matter what happens, I'll always remember you're never ending joy. I'd also like to thank the academy for giving me the biggest opportunity of my life, and Stalin, for reminding me that no matter how many people hate me, there will always be someone worse. Thank you, and goodnight.
I'm going to have a shower and get really clean for you. When I get out, I want you on the bed ready to lick my ass.