7-14-16, 04:56 PM
For what staff position are you inquiring?
The Forums, Member Applications Processing Dept. Subcommittee Chair
Please give a detailed explanation of your qualifications for the above position
As an asset for LFG LLC, I would prove myself invaluable. My skillset includes bulk data collection and analysis, which is crucial to the rapid evaluation of prospective members. Throughout my time at LFG, I have formulated an algorithm called the Collective Analysis of Non-Conspicuous Emotional Reactions, or C.A.n.C.E.R, which inputs a user's application, tracks their interview to judge the level of negative emotional entropy, and outputs the user's degree of separation from ThickPickel, or their Pickliness. By using the CAnCER to gauge a user's Pickliness, I will ensure that only the best make it into our elitist group.
Please elaborate on any previous applicable experience.
I am a well-respected member of the bulk data analysis community. I am also a DarkRP Admin.
Do you agree to the terms put forth to you upon submitting this application?
Yes, I consent to all applicable terms and am thankful for the opportunity to apply my passions in real world senarios.
The Forums, Member Applications Processing Dept. Subcommittee Chair
Please give a detailed explanation of your qualifications for the above position
As an asset for LFG LLC, I would prove myself invaluable. My skillset includes bulk data collection and analysis, which is crucial to the rapid evaluation of prospective members. Throughout my time at LFG, I have formulated an algorithm called the Collective Analysis of Non-Conspicuous Emotional Reactions, or C.A.n.C.E.R, which inputs a user's application, tracks their interview to judge the level of negative emotional entropy, and outputs the user's degree of separation from ThickPickel, or their Pickliness. By using the CAnCER to gauge a user's Pickliness, I will ensure that only the best make it into our elitist group.
Please elaborate on any previous applicable experience.
I am a well-respected member of the bulk data analysis community. I am also a DarkRP Admin.
Do you agree to the terms put forth to you upon submitting this application?
Yes, I consent to all applicable terms and am thankful for the opportunity to apply my passions in real world senarios.
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