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The Adventure of SaintLuther!!
#1
Okay, so since School is here, I have to go on my bus ride , which is like an hour long. Giving me extra time to do crap! And that is where this comes up.

This is the story of @SaintLuther and his adventure of how he became the Owner of a somewhat amazing community!... But you the person staring at this screen will tell the story through 10 Polls that will be created over time! Each Poll will lead @SaintLuther into another Poll, and into another! Each Poll may have a different amount of answers/outcomes. I will have each Poll up for a day, which hopefully the next part should be up soon after each Poll is done. Let the story begin!


PART 1:
Once upon a time there was a boy named @SaintLuther, he lived in a small Cabin in the Desert of Texas. He lived with his mom, dad, and his 2 brothers, @SaintLuber & @SaintPooper. @SaintLuther hated both of his brothers, as they always got in his way and he wanted to get rid of them... but how?

How Shall @SaintLuther get rid of his 2 brothers?
Option 4 Won!: Sit on their faces

PART 2: @SaintLuther decided on how to take out his brothers... He would sit on their faces!! So one day he decided to trick his brothers to roll down the nearby hill which they would roll down right under @SaintLuther's Arse. @SaintLuther farted, and @SaintLuber and @SaintPooper were no longer living in this realm as their nostrils had began bleeding from the smell. He had to get rid of the bodies, but where? He heard his Mother call, and realized he must decide quickly!
How shall SaintLuther get rid of his 2 Brothers
(19 votes total)
Drown them in Lava
0 (0%)
Sacrifice them to THE OVERLOD
7 (36.8%)
Feed them to the Germans
4 (21.1%)
Sit on their faces
8 (42.1%)

Where should SaintLuther hide the bodies?
(6 votes total)
Hide them inside of a Nearby Cow
1 (16.7%)
Eat them...
5 (83.3%)

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#2
What's this supposed to be? Like a pick the path adventure book? Sounds cool.
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#3
(08-19-2017, 06:19 PM)Dark Swordsman Wrote:  What's this supposed to be? Like a pick the path adventure book? Sounds cool.

That is exactly what it is!
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#4
2nd Part is up
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#5
Before we begin, each post will have two parts. I will edit a new post, to include the next part

Where should @SaintLuther hide the the bodies?
Option 2 Won!: Eat them...

PART 3:

Sadly.. @SaintLuther could not find any other choice but to eat the smelly corpses... He began to eat and eat, he had to keep eating, because if his mother found out he made his brothers dead, he surely would be dead too.. He had to eat the flesh like wings, as he snapped off limbs of the first brother, @SaintPooper, and bit into the flesh, as blood oozed out. But before even finishing his first brother, @SaintLuther's mother came out the front door and looked down the hill to see @SaintLuther eating his two younger brothers. She screamed, then fainted, and her husband rushed out of the front door, and chased @SaintLuther as he ran over the hills untill he spotted a fast running river. @SaintLuther looked to see if he could go around the river, but there looked to be no other way... It was either @SaintLuther was getting caught by his dad, or he had to jump in the River.
What should SaintLuther do!?!?
(10 votes total)
SaintLuther should not Jump in the River (Allowing his Dad to catch up with him)
4 (40.0%)
SaintLuther should jump in the River (Allowing him to escape)
6 (60.0%)

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#6
(08-21-2017, 05:56 PM)ẌĿ4ȚШ Wrote:  Before we begin, each post will have two parts. I will edit a new post, to include the next part

Where should @SaintLuther hide the the bodies?
Option 2 Won!: Eat them...

PART 3:

Sadly.. @SaintLuther could not find any other choice but to eat the smelly corpses... He began to eat and eat, he had to keep eating, because if his mother found out he made his brothers dead, he surely would be dead too.. He had to eat the flesh like wings, as he snapped off limbs of the first brother, @SaintPooper, and bit into the flesh, as blood oozed out. But before even finishing his first brother, @SaintLuther's mother came out the front door and looked down the hill to see @SaintLuther eating his two younger brothers. She screamed, then fainted, and her husband rushed out of the front door, and chased @SaintLuther as he ran over the hills untill he spotted a fast running river. @SaintLuther looked to see if he could go around the river, but there looked to be no other way... It was either @SaintLuther was getting caught by his dad, or he had to jump in the River.

Why would @The Overlord Kill his son for killing a few failed abortions
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#7
PART 4:

@SaintLuther falls backwards into the fast streams of the river, as he takes a look back at his horrified Father. @SaintLuther gets carried down further and further down the river until he can no longer see his Family's Cabin, and the grassy desert lands, but before he can think he sees a drop in the water ahead. A waterfall! @SaintLuther tries to swim back, away from the waterfall, but the force of the water pushed @SaintLuther more down the River, until he fell down the tall waterfall. The fall knocked him out cold. He woke up that evening along the side of the river. He got up on his feet with bruises and cuts along his face and the rest of his body. He was alone, out in the woods now, he wondered a bit before finding a tent! The tent seemed to be abandoned, he turned over the tent to see a canteen, a axe, and some weird type of technological device. He looked up from the tent and looked to his left, and saw he small lake, with some open land. @SaintLuther climbed up the tallest tree to look around, and  which he only saw trees, trees, and more trees from the forest, with the occasional lake or river. He climbed back down the tree, as he climbed back down the he felt a big pain on his left arm. He pulled up his sleeve to reveal a sour full cut in his arm, blood was coming out of the inch deep wound. He had to patch it up soon, or consequences will occur!
How will SaintLuther try to fix his arm?
(21 votes total)
Skin a Rainbow!
4 (19.0%)
Look for the Cotton Fields...
5 (23.8%)
Screw it! Chop off the arm!
12 (57.1%)

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#8
but why
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#9
(08-28-2017, 09:50 PM)Narwhal Wrote:  but why

y not
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#10
(08-28-2017, 09:50 PM)Narwhal Wrote:  but why

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