Server this happened on: Sandbox
Your name: [LFG] Crate
Your SteamID: STEAM_0:1:158589802
Their name: жебие
Their SteamID: STEAM_0:0:141458011
Description of the incident:
This guy ended up trying to crash the server multiple times. After checking SteamRep I found out that they've been VAC banned and their profile has multiple accounts from users of them hacking in GMOD. I also got a photo of some things they said in the crash screen chat, but I can't translate it for the life of me.
Your Steam ID: @Creeper and me Your In-Game Name: Sergei L. Server you were banned from: Sandbox When were you banned?: Just now Who you were banned by?: Don't know Why were you banned?: Aimbot | non-chad | alt Why should you be unbanned?:
I'm probably just going to get shit on for this once again by the "supreme alpha chads" of the server because I am the "angry, toxic man" which apparently makes me wrong about everything and I should just be fucking silenced, but at this point it doesn't matter because I just straight up quit. I can't do anything at all on the server without getting ass-blasted and treated like fucking shit by the majority of players on LFG. I literally called for an RTV and so many people went apeshit, to the point where I was shouting over the mic to justify myself because you could barely even hear over the abundant amount of fucking monkeys screeching, and me trying to be heard over the hoard of spazzy, high-testosterone fuckheads resulted in me getting votegagged. Nice. And no, this is not at all the first time something like this has happened, so that's why I am so heated. If you wanna shit talk about me behind my back, then fine! I don't fucking care, but when you go out of your way just to call me a fucking idiot over and over again for some obscure and completely asinine reason, then just fuck off and drop it. I certainly hope the dick-tips (you know who you are) are having a field day because I can already hear the totally hilarious and original jokes and insults being made about my dumbass. BUT FUCKING OOPS! I can't complain because I'm just some random-ass teen on the internet who obviously doesn't know shit just because someone with a slightly deeper voice than mine fucking said so, which means I should just be crucified and fed to the buzzards. Am I being overly dramatic? Personally, I say no because shit like this happens to me all the time on multiple occasions and it is bullshit, but my opinion doesn't matter, right? I'm just a dumbass retard, yeah?
As of right now, I'm fucking leaving and not coming back. If I choose to come back, I'll leave myself unheard for the rest of my stay so that I don't cause suuuuch an inconvenience for everyone, because God forbid I ever so slightly annoy you with my hoooorible voice, because that would just ruin your good time, wouldn't it?
I'm sorry for everyone (if anyone) who actually liked me or enjoyed my presence, but I guess I just have to please the crowd of fucking shitlets who wanna antagonize me for simply existing.
And for those shitlets specifically, fuck off, fuck all of you, and please don't speak to me.
PS: As for Saint, I apologize for all of this mess, and I am afraid I will be rescinding my staff application, and I am so sorry for having to do so, though, I would just earn the title of Worst Staff amongst the LFG community.
Description of offense and evidence (screen shots, logs, etc.): This player Spiffy logs onto the server 0 hours and the server instantly starts crashing, now I saw this guy on another server last night it wasnt lagging but the admin banned him for aimbotting after several minutes of spectating. So when spectating his head snapped back and forth like there would be no consequences. The dude even threatened getting on alts to crash the server, very salty too. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VzIF9eMDqo
What server do you want to be Admin or Operator on? sbox
Please give a detailed reason why you should be operator or admin.
i want to be admin because i like this server, i've been playing on this server for a few years and i feel like i need more permissions and privileges mainly because i'm unable to kick some people that cause trouble since the voting system is kind of fucked. other than that, i want to be a better member to the community, and as admin, that might as well help me be a better member in the server
Please describe any previous admin or operator experience. err, no experience before
Do you agree to the admin rules stated in the Rules forum? yes, of course i would
I've noticed a lot of new players cant seem to find the rules despite it being on the welcome page. Even @『MoC』Xenon after being in the community for 3 years couldn't find it. Since both him and new players lack a brain, but can still read, I've decided to make some new ideas for the welcome screen. (none of these are a final design, more of a general design)
Template 1: A simple redesign, just put the rules and links right under the welcome screen
Template 2: A more aggressive welcome screen. New players will get the message
Template 3: Directly points the rules out for you, I know Xenon still wont find it, but that's ok, he doesn't follow them anyway
Template 4: This one will definitely make anyone read the rules
Template 5: This is for all the darkrp players who just started playing sandbox
I play on the LFG Gmod server quite often and was thinking of signing up. I'm active in the Gmod community as I am a mod maker and scenebuilder. The server is fun with a bunch of nice people on often and I appreciate the seriousness with which you run the server.
So about a year ago I got (probably fairly I don't quite remember) permagagged.
Since then i found it is very difficult to communicate with others and my friends.I know now that mic usage is a privilege not a right, and to keep that in mind.
@Lt.Pwnzer123 was sitting in LFG sandbox, when suddenly he spotted an odd splash of green behind @finiteblood . He got up out of his seat to get a better look, and you would never guess what he saw. @finiteblood was wearing a furry tale! @Lt.Pwnzer123 couldn't believe his eyes; "I mean, I've seen the curled up posters at the back of the class, the cat photo on his phone background, the bodybags in his trunk, but I never thought my math teacher was a dog fuccer! " he thought. He was immediately enraged, so much that he sprinted straight to @SaintLuther’s office to inform him of this degenerate admin. When he heard of this admin’s deplorable acts there was little to no awe in his eyes. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was a little bewildered by this but @SaintLuther told him that this admin would be reported immediately. @Lt.Pwnzer123 went back to class full of accomplishment as he had finally rid the Earth of another threat to the great aryan race. He sat back in his chair, smug as fucc, waiting to see the admin taken away to the gulags.
He waited, and waited and waited; @Lt.Pwnzer123 checked his watch and it had been a whole 15 minutes and @finiteblood had neither grieved nor groveled. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was appalled: "collusion had obviously occurred throughout the entire distracial patriarch" he thought. "It was time to take matters into my own hands" @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought. He stood up at his desk, fire in his eyes, and said, "Mr. Furry admin, it's time for you to stop! Your reign of tyranny will end today! Your terrorization of the world animals has lasted too long, and as an arbiter of justice I will end you life RIGHT! THIS! MOMENT!" @finiteblood looked confused, but as the situation became more evident, a cruel smile enveloped his usually devoid face. He turned to the players of sandbox with intentions full bare (literally, his massive erection had ripped out of his pants at this point). "So you have finally understood my true purpose shounen?" His penis continued to grow at a massive rate, so much so that @Lt.Pwnzer123 hadn't realized that his green furry tale had already grown to the size of a person at this point. " Well" he said, " no matter. There isn't anything you can do! I will rape every dog I see until every Canis Lupus is full of my seed!!" His back began to arch and whiskers started growing out of his face; he had finally become the monster he was all along. "No" @Lt.Pwnzer123 screamed and jumped towards him, slashing at his rapist face with his brazen broadsword, but he dodged easily, swatting @Lt.Pwnzer123’s sword and him onto the floor with all of the power of the omniverse. "Now I WILL RAPE U!" he said to @Lt.Pwnzer123. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was very confused. @finiteblood was a dog fuccer. "Why would he rape me, a stunning vision of male perfection? " @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought So, he got up and bit his leg. Blood was squirting everywhere. Then he scratched at his eyes, and ripped his eyeballs out and ate them. Then @Lt.Pwnzer123 went for the final blow and as he started to rip his penis off, @finiteblood pinned @Lt.Pwnzer123down. "I’m gunna put in you diggity dog" @finiteblood said. "But I’m not a dog" @Lt.Pwnzer123 said. @Lt.Pwnzer123’s tail was standing on end at this point. And then @Lt.Pwnzer123 remembered that he was a dog. He had forgotten that he was a dog. @finiteblood had a drooling smile on his face, he was about to start raping @Lt.Pwnzer123 next 4 hours. Just as he was about to begin, two mysterious weebs appeared:
Mysterious weeb M: Prepare for trouble!
Mysterious weeb T: And make it double!
Mysterious weeb M: To protect the weebs from devastation!
Mysterious weeb T: To unite all weebs within our nation
It was @M-E-T-A and @Takumi Fujiwara holding weeb swords and wearing Naruto headbands. They wanted to rescue @Lt.Pwnzer123 from his terrible fate. "Leave the dog alone, you filthy furry" they both said as they began Naruto running towards @finiteblood. "You thought I wouldn’t expect something like this" @finiteblood said as he laughed, "Stream sniper its time for you to do your job" he said soon after. It was when @finiteblood finished saying these words, that a loud voice repeatedly saying "nigger, nigger, nigger" started coming from the shadows of sandbox. Seconds later @卐Demonik1卐 showed up in front of these two weebs. @Shelby01 came running and shouted "be careful @卐Demonik1卐 is really gay, you don’t know what he is capable of". But it was too late, as soon as @Shelby01 finished his phrase, @卐Demonik1卐 tackled @M-E-T-A, @Takumi Fujiwara and @Shelby01 into the ground and started raping them.
There was no one left to stop @finiteblood. "nobody can interrupt us now" @finiteblood said as he began raping @Lt.Pwnzer123. @Lt.Pwnzer123 cried and cried and then he cried more. "I don’t want @finiteblood’s cummies in my tummies" @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought. And when @finiteblood was about to cum for the 8th time, and @Lt.Pwnzer123 was about to kill himself, his gorgeous super model (only a gorgeous supermodel in @Lt.Pwnzer123’s mind but disgusting to look at for the rest of the LFG) @『MoC』Xenon showed up and said "yOu aCt HaRd BuT yOuR dAd BeAtS yOu HaRdEr" as he shot @finiteblood in the head with a pistol, making him fall to the ground. @Lt.Pwnzer123 was so happy (he thought @『MoC』Xenon was still in Zimbabwe clearing out the native inhabitants to make room for their many children). Then @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought everything was over and started thinking about the lots of sex, he and his gf @『MoC』Xenon were going to have, "we will sex for 300 hours and I will impregnate @『MoC』Xenon with 100 of my children" @Lt.Pwnzer123 thought. But then the headless furry stood up once more said "furries don’t have a brain, we can survive without our head". @Lt.Pwnzer123 froze from the shock and had lost all hope. Seconds later @UHC, @ant0_ and @CaptainPuggles jumped out of an helicopter and landed on the scene. "We are the furry exterminators" @UHC said, "and we are here to exterminate this pest" @ant0_ continued. The 3 of them proceeded to shoot and burn @finiteblood to the ground. Meanwhile nearby, @TimedIntegral was saying to his duck crush "Wanna duck, or maybe Netflix and quack? " when some lost bullets reached his head, killing him and making the duck quack in panic. When the shootout was over @The Overlord came down from the sky and said " @UHC my child, as a reward for killing this furry, I shall give you the Consultant rank".
And that’s the story of how @UHC got consultant. The end.
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