The long-awaited UHChinaball has arrived! Now, this being made by me, don't expect it to be a great masterpiece or anything. The sexy scene has been made much better by Alexey. So, now with that out of the way, enjoy!
Chinaball sits lonely on the street. He's been homeless for quite some time. When he moved out of his parent's house, he got into a fatal car crash and couldn't pay the medical bills. So, he went homeless. He now lives in the streets with his dead dog. But one day, this all changed when UHC found him begging for money on the street. "Hey, you need some money?" UHC asked. "Yes please! I've been here for an eternity waiting for some money!" Chinaball exclaimed. UHC gave Chinaball a bit of his money. "Oh my god! Thank you so much!" He said. "No problem."
However, even after UHC gave china a bit of his money, he still felt that the poor man needed more. So, UHC invited Chinaball over to his apartment. Chinaball was so happy about this. "Really? You'll let me be with you? Thank you so much!" "Again, no problem." Chinaball enters UHC's apartment. "Oh my!" he says. "Your room... it's so beautiful! You have a PC setup, marble kitchen... I'm in a dream."
"Here, go to the shower. Get clean, won't ya?" China walks over to the shower and takes off his clothes. He hops in the shower and closes the curtains. He turns the shower to hot and picks up the soap. The soap brushes his greasy and dirty armpits. It smooths his entire spherical body. He then puts the soap back and reaches for the shampoo. He rubs it in his hair and spreads it around. His greasy mop is then cleaned off by the hot water. After, he turns the shower off and cleans himself. He puts on his new clothes then brushes his hair. When he comes out, he is the most beautiful man UHC has ever seen in his life. UHC gasps at China's beauty then quickly snaps back to what he was doing. "H-here, let's get you some food. You seem hungry. I just ordered some pizza from Broadway's. It should be here in 10 minutes." UHC says. "Really? Thank you, I haven't had pizza in forever!"
The pizza arrives and UHC prepares it on plates. "You like pepperoni or beef?" UHC asks. "Um, either is fine." China says. "Pepperoni it is then!" UHC gives china his plate. He digs in like a dog. UHC watches this but finds it attractive. The pizza sauces covers China's whole mouth and UHC has a mild and sudden urge to kiss him but resists. China asks for some soda. "Hey, you got any soda?" China asks. "Yes, I got coke, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper. Which one do you want?" UHC asks. "I'll take Dr. Pepper." China says. "Good choice, I love that one too."
China chugs down the soda. The drink drips down his chin and onto his plate. "Sorry for being such a messy eater. I'm just really hungry." China says. "Alright, it's almost 10:00. We should get to sleep now. Your bed is just over there on the left." UHC Said. "Alright, see you in the morning." "You too."
UHC gets into his bed but lies there thinking about what he saw when china came out of the shower. He has his image stuck in his head and can't get rid of it. He falls asleep thinking about china. The next day, he wakes up to having his entire breakfast pre-made by chinaball. "Wow! You made all of this?" UHC asked. "Yep! It wasn't THAT hard. I just thought that I needed to repay you after all that you've done for me." China said. UHC sits down at the table and begins to eat. He has eggs, waffles, bacon, and milk. He chews and swallows his eggs and food, then drinks his milk. Chinaball then eats his breakfast. They both enjoy there food. "UHC... I was thinking... do you maybe wanna go walk with me sometime?" "Um... sure. I haven't been outside that often so I guess I could. You also good use some sun."
They walk outside of their room and into the elevator. For one split second, they look at each other straight in the eyes. UHC becomes enchanted in Chinaball's beauty. The roundness of his entire body, the reflection of his skin... it fills him with love. UHC then snaps back to reality and looks forward. The elevator stops, and the exit into the lobby. They then leave the apartment complex. "Sure is sunny out today!" Chinaball says. "It sure is."
They walk together on the road. They pass by an old market where UHC's grandpa used to own before he passed away. "Before my grandpa passed, he owned that old marketplace. Now my dad owns it. My grandpa was a good man... he would come over every week and visit with me about his life and such. God I miss him..." UHC said sadly. UHC started to tear up while Chinaball tried to cheer him up. "Let's head back now." Chinaball suggested.
They walk back together. The sun is setting in front of them. They look at the horizon and head back to the apartment to eat dinner and sleep. But while walking back, he sees a group of people running after him and China. UHC forgot to pay his rent and now the property manger is running after him. UHC gets a glimpse of the property manager's face and realizes it's his retarded brother RHC! "Run! He's gonna get our asses!" UHC Yells to Chinaball.
They run as fast they can, but it isn't enough. RHC and his bodyguards tranquilize UHC and Chinaball. The last thing they both see is RHC dragging them both to their van. UHC And Chinaball wake up strapped to chairs in the interrogation room. They are sat beside each other facing a one-way mirror. The walls and floor are made of concrete. Someone opens the door and 2 people enter the room. It's RHC and Napoleonmjr. "So brother... it appears you haven't paid off rent." RHC said. "Yeah, looks like I haven't. Whoops." UHC said. "Hey, who's this sphere friend you have here?" RHC asks. "Oh, him? Well, he's a homeless man I let into my apartment so I could give him shelter, food and water. Now how about you? Why are you the property manager?" UHC asks. "That I can't tell. Well, I'll make a deal with you. Pay your rent, or your friend of yours gets shot in the head." RHC says. "Uh oh, looks like I don't have enough money. What are you gonna do? Kill him? You can't, I'm a cyborg." UHC Says. "And I am too."
Chinaball, still knocked out from the tranquilizer, slowly starts to wake up. UHC Uses his sharp metal claws to break through the rope keeping him to his seat. He grabs the chair and smashes against RHC's head. Napoleonmjr starts shooting at UHC but UHC grabs the bullets and throws them at Napoleon's head killing him instantly. RHC, still injured and on the floor, alerts security and his bodyguards to get UHC. UHC unties Chinaball and rolls him across the street while RHC's bodyguards shoot at UHC and China. They safely escape the bodyguards and get back to the apartment. They get to their room and lock the door. UHC then activates lock down mode in his room. This makes the glass completely bullet-proof and the door is also bullet-proof. They just lay there in bed exhausted. They both fall asleep together in the same bed without realizing. While sleeping, UHC has a dream where he intensely buttfucks Chinaball and Chinaball inserts himself inside UHC's metallic anus.
The next morning, UHC and Chinaball are now starting to feel a connection with each other. "Ah!" UHC exclaims. "Quiet! Your gonna wake everyone up!" Chinaball says. "Yeah, sorry. Just... get out of my bed." Chinaball and UHC got out of bed and got ready for the day. They both had a shower, ate breakfast, got dressed, etc. They then ate lunch, and now Chinaball wants to ask the mighty question...
"UHC... you saving my life and all... I-I wanted to a-ask you something... d-do you wanna... maybe... u-um... go on a d-date with me? I Know that sounds weird b-but... I must go out with you!" Chinaball asked. UHC thought about it for awhile. "I-I mean, if you don't want to I can understand t-that..." Chinaball said. UHC then came up with a decision. He then nervously says "Y-yeah... s-sure..." "O-oh? Really? Y-you'll go on a date with me?" Chinaball asked again. "Yep. I will."
The time is 5:00 pm. They drive down to Ching Chong Do, a newly opened Chinese restaurant. They sit down and ask for a waiter. They both order the same thing: Jesus' holy noodles. The noodles so good you'll see Jesus! "So. You seem pretty exhausted." UHC said. "That's cause I am. I was tied up and almost killed yesterday!" Chinaball exclaimed. "I get that, put please calm down." UHC said. "Fine. I will."
The waiter arrives with their food. UHC Sucks up a noodle and china sucks on the same one. They both blush. They both suck on the noodle and their lips meet. The kiss each other than eat the noodle. Both of them get a rush of emotions and tensions rise. They eat their food, then leave. They reach the apartment and get in the elevator. They reach their room and lay on the bed together. "Alexa, play romantic music." UHC requests. Alexa starts playing Smash Mouth's All Star.
They wrap their arms around each other in a warm embrace, snuggling close... China gently pushes the cyborg down, running his hands along his frame with a deep blush. "S-should we?" Chinaball whispered sensually, staring into UHC's eyes. The cyborg hesitates for a moment, before giving China a shy nod, "Y-yeah. Let's do it."
Chinaball slides his hands down UHC's front, gracing his fingers against the cyborg's bulge before tugging UHC's pants down his legs. China's eyes dance across the cyborg's length as it springs free, mesmerized by the sight. He bites his lips and pushes UHC down a bit more firmly, shifting his legs to straddle UHC's hips. With an eager huff, Chinaball lowers his backside down onto UHC's steel stiff cock, blushingly feeling the length press against his derriere. "A-ah!" Chinaball breathily moans with anticipation as UHC begins rolling his hips, grinding his stiffening cock against his partner's squishy firm tush. Eventually, the tension becomes too much, and UHC reaches down to grab China's hips, quickly teasing the tip of his cock between China's cheeks and pressing it against their backdoor. China gasps at the sensation, feeling the throbbing tip against his sensitive asshole.
Chinaball gently lowers his rear, slowly taking in the throbbing cyborg length with a groan. He moans at the sensation of the stretch, squeezing his eyes shut as a moan escaped his lips. UHC's breath grows deep as he feels his cock enveloped a humid warmth, sliding against the silky insides of his partner. He gasps, instinctively bucking his hips, burying himself deeper inside China, who begins riding his straddled mate. grasps China's mighty ching chong dong. He slowly strokes up and down, repeating over and over. "I-I think I'm gonna cum soon! "Ah, shit!" Chinaball says while moaning. UHC Squeezes Chinaball's balls and they finally both cum. Chinaball's belly is now full of UHC's cummies. UHC and Chinaball then pass out on the bed.
The next morning, Chinaball buys a pregnancy test at the pharmacy. When he takes the test, it says he's going to have a baby.
9 months later, China goes into labour. The doctors put him onto the table. China yells in pain. An hour later, a baby pops out of China's tight asshole. "What should we name him?" China asks. "Hmm... UHChinaball." UHC responds. "That name will be perfect."
They later go on to get married and to get a house. They now live happily ever after.
Why I want to be Member: I've joined and played on the LFG server 3 days worth of hours, I really love playing on the server and would love to be a part of the community.
ID do Steam: STEAM_0:0:43430963
Idade: 21 anos
Referenciador:None
Por que eu quero ser membro:
Well i play on this server a long time and if you see my bans/kicks list i have a lot but this is because i never gave value to this server all i hear was the other people from the other server saying that this server was gay but a lot of time after this i figured out that it wasn´t it has cool people, good ents, good admins...etc so i would like to become a member for be part of this server because this server is great.
Thanks for readin,have a nice day
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I think that with the current content that LFG has, it needs something to spice it up with preexisting addons, and some new ones that might change gameplay. For SBox 1.
Merydian's LFS Collection:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1704030334 An absolutely amazing pack of LFS planes and helicopters that would both serve to freshen up air-to-air combat and such both visually, and gameplay wise. Features: [spoiler]A set of attack helicopters, fighter jets, and CAS (Close Air Support) jets. The different subsections of jets all function relatively the same, so there's no difference between the A-10 and the Fantan besides visuals. The major difference between the subsections though is: Fighter Jets (Superhornet, Flanker-E): Fast turnspeed and powerful air-to-air cannons, these are mainly for engaging other aircraft, with four air-to-air missiles included with each jet that can lock onto other aircraft, but have minimal air-to-ground effectiveness. Attack Jets (A-10, etc): Slower overall turnspeed and speed in general, these are equipped with moderately fast-firing explosive cannons as their main armament and 28 air-to-ground missiles with a larger blast radius, but less effectiveness against other aircraft, and slower in general. Attack Helicopters (Viper, etc): Slower speed helicopters with two seats in them. The main seat is the pilot, and has the ability to control both 28 air-to-ground missiles and 4 air-to-air surface missiles. The secondary gunner has access to a 30mm general purpose machine gun which he can independently aim from the pilot's/helicopters positioning in about 180 degrees from the front. AH-6: Just a separate helicopter with far better maneuverability, two miniguns, and 14 rockets. Functions very similarly to the current Prototype aircraft, but with less armor and less total volume of fire. ALTHOUGH, don't add the Osprey and the Hind/Mi-T8 Hip aircraft, as the Osprey doesn't spawn in correctly, and the Hind/Mi-T8 have extremely fast firing rockets with large stores.[/spoiler]
Remove Prototype LFS (if Merydian goes through): Self explanitory, but the AH-6 would take the place of the Prototype helicopters, so why keep the Prototype LFS?
J.I. Defense Solutions: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f...=295680095 The absolute perfect way to defend a base, with plenty of versatility. It can be used to set up traps for any invaders, anti-vehicle, and isn't extremely overpowered to the point where it's broken to use it. Restrictions: [spoiler]Member/Donator+: Kevlar Resin Helmet, Kevlar SAPI Vest, Riot Helmet, Missile/Machinegun/Shotgun sentries, Medium armor panel, E.O.D. Suit (high overall damage resistance, but makes a person significantly slower), M2 SLAM, Medium/Small Landmines, Naval Mine, Aid Communicator, Bounding Mine, M18 Claymore, Tesla Sentry, Sentry Terminal, War Mine, Flame Fougasse Kit.
Admin+: Rocket turret (One shot per tube, hard to direct, takes a while to fire), large armor panel, sniper sentry, polyethylene helmet, large landmine.
H0L-D4: Holographic Heads Up Display: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f...1705992410
To put it simply, the current HUD is outdated, and just overall imperfect and ugly. I think this HUD would work as the perfect replacement for the current HUD, as it's not only extremely customizatable, but has a wide array of features including framerate, numbers of players online, speed in vehicles, and ping. It's just overall better, and these elements can also just be straight up hidden.
Allow admins to permaban:Throughout my experience on the server, I have found myself having to ban people for the maximum (1 week) limit several times (not per person, separate cases from each other), and then those same excessive rulebreakers to come back with a week or something, including scripters/cheaters. Removing the middleman directly is probably the best way to properly and permanently punish these rulebreakers, although I can see how it can be abused. What should happen in the case of a permaban is that the admin carrying out the permaban, or someone else, should have to provide visual proof (videos) IF/After the person was permabanned, especially if they give a ban appeal. Therefore, the admin should always have proof on hand of why they banned, otherwise it might be seen as abuse/false if absolutely no evidence is given.
Removing the Orb Launcher: No one uses the orb launcher and it isn't very effective in general, even with the variety of orb types it can shoot, it's just not useful enough to keep in the server.
Remove WAC altogether: LFS is pretty clearly putting WAC to pasture, and very few players use it period. It seems to be taking up server space just sitting there, so why not remove it?
Your Steam ID: The Krusty Krab Your In-Game Name:STEAM_0:0:212074479 Server you were banned from:SBOX When were you banned?:just now Who you were banned by?:Iza Why were you banned?:Att. to lagging the server Why should you be unbanned?:It wasnt me it was carl.
Your Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:212074479 Your In-Game Name: The Krusty Krab Server you were banned from: SBox When were you banned?: just now Who you were banned by?: LFG God Why were you banned?: Threatening to crash the server Why should you be unbanned?: that isnt against the rules i said "Ok thats it ima crash the server"
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