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Lt.Pwnzer123 · (This post was last modified: 11-18-18, 07:57 AM by Lt.Pwnzer123.)

Furries are fucking weird. It's like... Why? Why do you decide to like anthropomorphic animals so much you try to become one? It's so fucking weird, man. Like, why? There may be multiple explanations to that. Welcome, to Vsauce, where we talk about the most important topics. First off, why do furries not decide to be trains? Like Thomas the Train, anthropomorphic trains are the best. Big train, small train, one train, two train, red train, blue train! My trainsona is Thompson the Train and is a red car and is very edgy his/her/its/mailbox colors are black and red and blue that's how you know it's edgy. Second, furries may have a condition known as delusion. More specifically, Somatic Delusional Disorder.

A person with a Somatic Delusion Disorder has delusions of something being wrong about their body, like not being a FUCKING HUMAN. But because they're autistic, retarded degenerates, they perceive it as okay. It's not and we need to hunt them to prevent this actual disorder of "furry" from spreading further into the gene pool. This is different from liking anthropomorphic animals, it's natural for humans to humanize objects or animals, thinking they have intelligence on our level. But the simple fact is, humans are completely alone. As social creatures, we try to socialize. We like to invent other civilizations, which is why we obsess over aliens so much, even if they destroy us. "But you little faggot," you say, I hear that,@Zellogi,go the fuck back to Straws fucking gaming "There are billions of people on Earth!" But what I mean is that, as a human society, which encompasses the Earth, we are the only true intelligent beings. This is why I believe that humans love the idea of anthropomorphic animals or aliens. That way we wouldn't be alone. But furries, the god damn faggots, take it even further. It's like... Imagine liking a game like that retarded Undertale shit, or that gay Cuphead game and wanting to BE tha... Bad examples. Bad examples, let's never bring this up. Is there any... like... Red Dead Redemption 2 sonas or whatever yet? Hopefully not. Now imagine wanting to be a character from Red Dead Redemption 2. Weird, right?

Furries are weird, hopefully you agree. It's like, I may not be completely sane or psychologically... "correct,". But at least I don't fantasize about fucking dragons or dogs, because I'm not a fucking degenerate. Name every race, and yes, furry is a race because nobody wants them. Now, how many of those contribute anything to humanity other than dying? Almost all but furries! This is why I have a petition on Change.org to allow Furry Hunting Licenses, and Furries will forced to wear government issued Fursuits. If not, they will be locked up in WWII-esque concentration camps. Anybody with a Furry Hunting License will be legally allowed to fire upon/attack them at any time, with any weapon. Furries will be tracked by the NSA, anybody who says they are a furry, are subscribed r/yiff , r/furryirl , or other furry related reddits, or particpate in Furry events will be marked on a federal powerpoint and "Anti-Furry Agents" will be dispatched to lock them in their fursuits with trackers and explosives.
https://www.change.org/p/the-u-s-governm...government
This will not cause WWIII because, unlike Germany in WWII, this was justified.

Yes, I wrote this all out. Why? Boredom

also i'd like to add this isn't spam add your own ideas in the comments below and SMMMMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON *dab*