im having surgery

[lorengze]

Hello guys,

So im having my teeth pulled out because i guess they decided to not come out. So my adult teeth are just chillin up there in my gums and they are going to attach a golden chain to bring it down.

The problem is i found out im actually a generation 6 level 5 Jew and i accidentally touched my grandfather and got jewitis. I am having urges to steal this golden chain for the money. Should i steal it? Is there a cure? Will my crippling depression end?

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pls no hate this is my first non-shitpost post

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pls no hate this is my first non-shitpost post.

[Kry]

It feels as if the gold isnt real