my school sucks

[Le Sad Lizard]

my school experience so far on my first day

 I have seen people laughing at old cat memes un ironically 

I heard some say XD out loud like legit said X then D

I saw a freshmen that was balding but has a full beard 

and I saw someone doing the anime run I can only hope it was ironic

[SaintLuther]

I think your school needs a sanitation bombing

[BLACKROOSTER73]

+1 Vouch to @SaintLuther's idea


@Le Sad Lizard you should be in there when it happens to make sure it was effective

[Deucedemon]

ok...tis is pretty bad but toay on my second week of school. as a freshman im told not to do drugs. but today no apparently people dont like rules. so i saw a guy snort some coke or meth (some white powder) off a toilet seat then fall over. and then i walk outside from nothing usal and i see a guy do some of that dank 420 koosh. at the end of that day i hear to loud noise of a girl moning from the mens bathroom same one as the guy did drugs in. and i happen to go to the school that a shooting almost happen by two girls. they got to the metal detectors. before they were stoped. @SaintLuther send help

[lorengze]

ok...tis is pretty bad but toay on my second week of school. as a freshman im told not to do drugs. but today no apparently people dont like rules. so i saw a guy snort some coke or meth (some white powder) off a toilet seat then fall over. and then i walk outside from nothing usal and i see a guy do some of that dank 420 koosh. at the end of that day i hear to loud noise of a girl moning from the mens bathroom same one as the guy did drugs in. and i happen to go to the school that a shooting almost happen by two girls. they got to the metal detectors. before they were stoped. @SaintLuther send help

He was probably snorting a maryjuana, Stay careful.

[zhufox]

70% isoprophyl alcohol and chlorine pool tablets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Deucedemon]

He was probably snorting a maryjuana, Stay careful.

the worst of it all. i know this guy hes a freshman

[Young Metro]

My skool is very cool.
Pierce = blu kid
Zell = yellow shirt babe
Puscy = other babe
Professor =other boi
Saint = pedo
(What they did before lfg)

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[lorengze]

the worst of it all. i know this guy hes a freshman

Well, heres were you make profit.

2 32 oz. Gatorade bottles
2 Mason jars
3-4 ft. of aquarium tubing
aquarium air pump (optional)
fine coffee filters
a funnel
75g 100% lye
130g 15-0-15 fertilizer (no weed killers)
2 96 ct. Pseudophedrine (crushed into fine powder)
Coleman lantern fuel
1.5g Ice
2 AA lithium batteries
Iodized Salt
Liquid Lightning (drain cleaner)
Pipe cutter
Needle nose pliers
Xacto knife/Scissors
The process:
Take your 2 gatorade bottles and clean them out using a coat hanger and paper towels, making sure there is no liquid in the bottles. Rinse with a little lantern fuel and repeat. The goal is to get the bottles clean of everything. Once clean, drill 2 holes the width of the aquarium tubing into the cap of one of the bottles and set aside. This will be your "smoke bottle". Take the other bottle and combine the lye, fertilizer, pseudo, and lantern fuel. Add enough fuel till the mix is to the line aprox. where the top of the label would be. Recap and let this mix sit for 24 hours. Once this is complete, take your pipe cutter and open the 2 lithium batteries, exposing the litium strips inside(they look kinda like tin foil). Cut up these strips into small pieces and add them to your mixture. Then add your 1.5g of ice(just a little bit! 1.5g ice isn't much). Immediately cap and begin to shake. The water from the ice and the litium will begin to react and you will see it "flaming up" inside the bottle. Don't freak out and throw the bottle/run from the room etc., as this is natural. Constantly shake your bottle, and take note of the pressure building inside of it. When the bottle becomes hard from the pressure(kinda like a shooken up soda), you will need to burp your bottle. Stop shaking and quickly burp the bottle, making sure your hand is over the cap so it doesn't fly off from the pressure. Once burped, close and begin shaking again. Repeat this until you notice that it isn't building pressure anymore(usually around 1 1/2-2 hours). Your liquid should now be clear again like the lantern fuel before you started.
Filter this mixture into one of your mason jars, using 3-4 coffee filters and your funnel. Throw away the filtered gunk into your gatorade bottle that you just used. The liquid in your mason jar is good dope, but we need to smoke it now. Take your other gatorade bottle with the 2 holes drilled in the top. Put equal pieces of aquarium tubing into each hole, making sure they fit snug into the holes. Attach one end to your aquarium pump (or you can use good ol' fashioned lung power, but I disadvise since this stuff is pretty toxic). Now combine your salt and Liquid Lightning(I didn't give amounts, but you can fill your smoker bottle with 1/4 cup of salt and a couple of drops of the LL). You will notice the mix starting to give off smoke. Cap your bottle and let the smoke build. Once this has happened, either plug in your pump or begin to blow into one tube. The other tube should be sitting in your dope mix. Now here's a kicker so you don't have harsh dope...swirl your smoke in your dope for only a sec or two, just until you begin seeing the crystals fall into the bottom(kinda like a snow globe :-P) and then stop! Filter the mix into your other mason jar and throw away filter in first bottle. This introduced the smoke to your mix, and now you can smoke your mix to get the good stuff. Smoke your mix again, but this time continue smoking it until you stop seeing the snow fall. This "snow" is now pure crystal meth. Filter again, but keep this filter, as it contains your dope. Repeat smoking process again to get all the leftover meth out of your mix, and filter it with your "good" filter. Allow to dry and enjoy! Throw leftover mix into first gatorade bottle, along with used coffee filters. Dispose of discreetly(not in your trash!!!!).
P.S. When shaking your bottle, be very carefull not to get distracted and let the bottle just sit. Also, be mindfull of the pressure in the bottle and burp when needed. Failure to do either of these could result in your face getting melted off.

[Advisor Cancer]

My skool is very cool.
Pierce = blu kid
Zell = yellow shirt babe
Puscy = other babe
Professor =other boi
Saint = pedo
(What they did before lfg)

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@Zellogi is definitely the kind of babe to wear skin tight jeans trust me