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The year is 2069.
The chair is all but a myth now, some stay it still exists, and some say it was destroyed in the blast.
Many go looking for the chair, in the deepest parts of the chairiverst, but none every return.
THE CHAIR CHRONICLES https://lfgs.co/u/Shitty%20knock%20off%20music.mp3
'...Ya know, i hear people are still looking for the chair, and, big companies like amazon are paying tons of dixos to have it in their hands' Stated UHC,
'Heh, that would be funny, Me, traveling the stars in search of the chair. stated Captainpuggles, with a laugh.
:2 hours later: They continue talking within the bar, and UHC eventually convinces Captainpuggles to go hunting for the CHAIR
CHAPTER TWO
With our hero's quest now defined, Captain puggles sets out to find a suitable ship capable of long range star travel,
which would require a AU-137 Drive, which aren't cheap. After days of looking, Captainpuggles finally finds one with a acceptable price
He quickly buys the ship before salvagers could, and arrives to pick it up a day later.
Once in control of the ship, Captainpuggles quickly sets off to Malathrox, known only for its bandits and marauders.
They are said to have information of the chairs location, and UHC sets him up with a contact there.
:3 Hours later: Captainpugggles ship has arrived at Malathrox, and is on his way in a hover-cab to the contact
"Huh, mysterious" Stated Captainpuggles as a mysterious hooded figure approached him, with a datapad in hand
"Here is the data you wanted, I trust the source, but I wouldn't trust that the chair actually exists" Said the mysterious stranger, before quickly disappearing into the night
CHAPTER THREE
The datapad maps out a map to the planet of Zyloth, a toxic, sulfuric planet, It would require a EVA suit to even land there, but luckily most ships have one on board
:9 hours later: The ships sensors that the ship is entering the atmosphere (Or lack there of) of Zyloth, and automatically woke Captain puggles from cryosleep.
From the intergalactic space internet, the chair is said to be contained within a ruined shrine, hidden deep within the jungle of Zyloth. This would be a problem for
Captain puggles, as the jungle is the most dangerous part. The leaf's of the plants contain concentrated sulfuric acid, most creatures are hostile, and have deadly toxic fangs.
With a blaster in hand, Captain puggles sets down in a drop pod, towards the center of the jungle, and, instead of landing smoothly on the ground, breaches right through soft branches
and into what seems to be a temple sort of room. Apon exiting, Captain puggles looks around and, the CHAIR sits apon a marble platform, hovering smoothly above the ground.
Before he can get over it, a strong roar is heard from the other side of the room, The temple guardian. Puggles quickly fires off round after round into the beasts face, to
no avail, and starts running over to grab the chair. He reaches the chair, and takes a seat, as if instantlously, a minigun is quickly into captains hands, and is already firing
at the beast, quickly turning it into last months soup. The chair quickly blasts through the marble, and the temple quickly starts to collapse. Before captain puggles can even
say "THE CHAIR", its already in his ship securely, and the ship is already blasting off towards the darkness of space, to rid it of all naysayers.
The chair is all but a myth now, some stay it still exists, and some say it was destroyed in the blast.
Many go looking for the chair, in the deepest parts of the chairiverst, but none every return.
THE CHAIR CHRONICLES https://lfgs.co/u/Shitty%20knock%20off%20music.mp3
'...Ya know, i hear people are still looking for the chair, and, big companies like amazon are paying tons of dixos to have it in their hands' Stated UHC,
'Heh, that would be funny, Me, traveling the stars in search of the chair. stated Captainpuggles, with a laugh.
:2 hours later: They continue talking within the bar, and UHC eventually convinces Captainpuggles to go hunting for the CHAIR
CHAPTER TWO
With our hero's quest now defined, Captain puggles sets out to find a suitable ship capable of long range star travel,
which would require a AU-137 Drive, which aren't cheap. After days of looking, Captainpuggles finally finds one with a acceptable price
He quickly buys the ship before salvagers could, and arrives to pick it up a day later.
Once in control of the ship, Captainpuggles quickly sets off to Malathrox, known only for its bandits and marauders.
They are said to have information of the chairs location, and UHC sets him up with a contact there.
:3 Hours later: Captainpugggles ship has arrived at Malathrox, and is on his way in a hover-cab to the contact
"Huh, mysterious" Stated Captainpuggles as a mysterious hooded figure approached him, with a datapad in hand
"Here is the data you wanted, I trust the source, but I wouldn't trust that the chair actually exists" Said the mysterious stranger, before quickly disappearing into the night
CHAPTER THREE
The datapad maps out a map to the planet of Zyloth, a toxic, sulfuric planet, It would require a EVA suit to even land there, but luckily most ships have one on board
:9 hours later: The ships sensors that the ship is entering the atmosphere (Or lack there of) of Zyloth, and automatically woke Captain puggles from cryosleep.
From the intergalactic space internet, the chair is said to be contained within a ruined shrine, hidden deep within the jungle of Zyloth. This would be a problem for
Captain puggles, as the jungle is the most dangerous part. The leaf's of the plants contain concentrated sulfuric acid, most creatures are hostile, and have deadly toxic fangs.
With a blaster in hand, Captain puggles sets down in a drop pod, towards the center of the jungle, and, instead of landing smoothly on the ground, breaches right through soft branches
and into what seems to be a temple sort of room. Apon exiting, Captain puggles looks around and, the CHAIR sits apon a marble platform, hovering smoothly above the ground.
Before he can get over it, a strong roar is heard from the other side of the room, The temple guardian. Puggles quickly fires off round after round into the beasts face, to
no avail, and starts running over to grab the chair. He reaches the chair, and takes a seat, as if instantlously, a minigun is quickly into captains hands, and is already firing
at the beast, quickly turning it into last months soup. The chair quickly blasts through the marble, and the temple quickly starts to collapse. Before captain puggles can even
say "THE CHAIR", its already in his ship securely, and the ship is already blasting off towards the darkness of space, to rid it of all naysayers.
𝕊𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤, 𝕚𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕪
𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕘𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕥
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕪
𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕘𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕥
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖