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cameroncm · 2-5-17, 02:40 AM

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

The kids at Sandy Hook were told they would get new books,

Instead they got magazines

TheTrump27 · 2-5-17, 02:41 AM

(2-5-17, 02:40 AM)cameroncm Wrote: The kids at Sandy Hook were told they would get new books,

Instead they got magazines

hahaha

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Aboosky10 · 2-5-17, 12:55 PM

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout?
The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a black guy and a nickle?
A nickle is worth something.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a bunch of black guys.
A warden.

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a redneck orgy?
A family reunion.

What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.

Senpai Spook · 2-8-17, 01:42 AM

I swear to god, if I see another one of these cringey threads from you again, I'm going to have an aneurysm.

Dark Swordsman · 2-8-17, 07:05 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

Dark Swordsman · 2-9-17, 08:42 AM

What do you and subway have in common? You both have low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches! *Crowd goes absolutely insane*

Le Sad Lizard · 2-9-17, 10:09 PM

aboosky was the only good post the rest of you are giant faggots you should kill yourself this is why LFG is dead now because new-fags like you are killing it the old cancer squad had memes 20X anything you faggots could make end yourselves

SCMC · 2-9-17, 10:30 PM

How does a black women fight crime?
She gets an abortion

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic bench?
A picnic bench can support a family

I like my women like i like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer

How do you get a jewish girl's number?
Look at her arm

Whats black underneath and white on top?
Society

What was Osama Bin Laden's favourite drink?
A double Manhattan

Dark Swordsman · 2-9-17, 10:44 PM

Those are some pretty good ones SCMC. This is turning out to be a great thread! It'd be a shame if @SaintLuther were to, close it? (Please don't)

Advisor Cancer · 2-10-17, 05:02 PM

Roses are small, violets are bigger, now look at the camera and say nigger.

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