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8-26-17, 07:37 PM
alright kids this was made by @"L33TPwnzer123" but he is banned so i post it for him its a lit fanfic so all credits to him
One morning @ẌĿ4ȚШ was sitting in his home on 69th Mulberry Street on his computer. He was browsing LFG Forums. He heard a knock on his door. He stood up from his creaky chair and answered the knocking. "SaintLuther?" he said. @SaintLuther replied, "Yeah, it's me," softly. @ẌĿ4ȚШ noticed he had his briefcase standing on its legs next to him, and his tuxedo crinkled slightly on his arms as he held SOMETHING behind his back. He'd suspected something like this of happening. The brisk, Autumn breeze blew into his home, spiking @ẌĿ4ȚШ ´s hair into large spikes. He quickly pushed it back. @SaintLuther pulled out, as he suspected, a bundle of flowers. "Would you, XL4tw, go out with me," @SaintLuther said. @ẌĿ4ȚШ replied "Sure," and went off to change, leaving @SaintLuther with "Gonna go change, see you in a minute. Come right in." When @ẌĿ4ȚШ came back, after exactly 3.32 minutes, he realised @SaintLuther had already ironed his shirt! "Wow," @ẌĿ4ȚШ thought, "He's really devoted! And... Really good at ironing?" @SaintLuther stood, with his biceps bulging through his shirt. "Come on, let's go to the park or something," @SaintLuther said. @ẌĿ4ȚШ followed him all the way to the park, holding hands.
2 Hours Later...
After hanging out all day, @ẌĿ4ȚШ was beginning to feel the same romantic feelings for @SaintLuther as he walked with him and talked about his life and storied. Suddenly, a familiar face appeared. It was @TheArcadeFox . He and @SaintLuther were friends, everyone knew. He tried to use a pickup line on @ẌĿ4ȚШ , but @SaintLuther said, "He's with me." @TheArcadeFox backed off, but @SaintLuther said "No, stay, it's fine dude." They all walked around the park and even saw a dog! @ẌĿ4ȚШ petted the dog.Obviously.
In an hour or so, they headed home. They all knew the sexual tension was high. They all knew what was going to happen. They all went to the bedroom and stripped completely bare naked. They could feel the breeze through an open window. @ẌĿ4ȚШ quickly closed the window, and proceeded to lay in bed with @SaintLuther and @TheArcadeFox. The sheer size of their genitalia working in unison to penetraye @ẌĿ4ȚШmade him moan loudly. The proceeded to pump up and down repeatedly. This repeated until a slimy, white liquid ejected from their penis heads into @ẌĿ4ȚШ. @ẌĿ4ȚШ immediately came all over the bed sheets. He knew he had to clean it soon. But this was just too good!
Saint decided that was enough. They packed and left, saying "See you tomorrow," to @ẌĿ4ȚШ.
Tomorrow...
@ẌĿ4ȚШ realised he missed his period (Dont question it) this month. He bought a pregnancy test from a local market.
He had to call @SaintLuther about this immediately.
*BZZZING* *BZZZING*
@ẌĿ4ȚШ said, over the phone to @SaintLuther "I'm pregnant and it's yours. I know it." @SaintLuther replied with "But it could be ArcadeFox´s'!" @ẌĿ4ȚШ had thought about this, and had an ultrasound where they could indeed verify it was @SaintLuther 's child. As he replied with this, @SaintLuther asked if they could meet in the park.
At the park...
The crisp Autumn breeze was as strong and soft as ever, penetrating their souls to the very core. It was a pleasant time of year. The Sakura trees were beginning to bloom, too, due to the time of year. Under the blooming sakuras and the falling red, brown, orange, and yellow leaves, @SaintLuther pulled a black box out from his tuxedo pocket, kneeled on the stone path, and said to @ẌĿ4ȚШ....
"Will you, XL4tw, marry me, so we can raise our child together"
@ẌĿ4ȚШ said "Yes!"
The day of the wedding...
@ẌĿ4ȚШ had been planning this for days. @TheArcadeFox was @SaintLuther's best man, and @ẌĿ4ȚШ brought @mave060602 as his best man. The seats were up to their threshold with people. Earlier, @SaintLuther talked about a beggar named @L33TPwnzer123 who was asking for member. He said he didn't have any, but they both knew he did. He asked again but was shot down again. This happened around 6 times! "Imagine That," @ẌĿ4ȚШ thought, "That's funny!"
The wedding commenced, and @ThePope preached them as man and other man. @TrueCrimson XL4tw´s jewish ex, was crying all alone. @FreshPrince was so happy, he started to sniff cocaine with @Ripjaw. The Overlord, @SaintLuther's Father, was visibly crying tears of joy as his boy got married. @j3kawesome, @ẌĿ4ȚШ ´s brother, was also crying for his younger brother. Everyone celebrated that night.
20 Years Later...
@SaintLuther and @ẌĿ4ȚШ have been happily married for 20 years and have conceived three children, @卐Demonik1卐 , the oldest, @SaintLuber, the middle, and @SaintPooper, the dyslexic, youngest one with down syndrome.
The End. Also can I have member Saint pls?
-Story written by @L33TPwnzer123
One morning @ẌĿ4ȚШ was sitting in his home on 69th Mulberry Street on his computer. He was browsing LFG Forums. He heard a knock on his door. He stood up from his creaky chair and answered the knocking. "SaintLuther?" he said. @SaintLuther replied, "Yeah, it's me," softly. @ẌĿ4ȚШ noticed he had his briefcase standing on its legs next to him, and his tuxedo crinkled slightly on his arms as he held SOMETHING behind his back. He'd suspected something like this of happening. The brisk, Autumn breeze blew into his home, spiking @ẌĿ4ȚШ ´s hair into large spikes. He quickly pushed it back. @SaintLuther pulled out, as he suspected, a bundle of flowers. "Would you, XL4tw, go out with me," @SaintLuther said. @ẌĿ4ȚШ replied "Sure," and went off to change, leaving @SaintLuther with "Gonna go change, see you in a minute. Come right in." When @ẌĿ4ȚШ came back, after exactly 3.32 minutes, he realised @SaintLuther had already ironed his shirt! "Wow," @ẌĿ4ȚШ thought, "He's really devoted! And... Really good at ironing?" @SaintLuther stood, with his biceps bulging through his shirt. "Come on, let's go to the park or something," @SaintLuther said. @ẌĿ4ȚШ followed him all the way to the park, holding hands.
2 Hours Later...
After hanging out all day, @ẌĿ4ȚШ was beginning to feel the same romantic feelings for @SaintLuther as he walked with him and talked about his life and storied. Suddenly, a familiar face appeared. It was @TheArcadeFox . He and @SaintLuther were friends, everyone knew. He tried to use a pickup line on @ẌĿ4ȚШ , but @SaintLuther said, "He's with me." @TheArcadeFox backed off, but @SaintLuther said "No, stay, it's fine dude." They all walked around the park and even saw a dog! @ẌĿ4ȚШ petted the dog.Obviously.
In an hour or so, they headed home. They all knew the sexual tension was high. They all knew what was going to happen. They all went to the bedroom and stripped completely bare naked. They could feel the breeze through an open window. @ẌĿ4ȚШ quickly closed the window, and proceeded to lay in bed with @SaintLuther and @TheArcadeFox. The sheer size of their genitalia working in unison to penetraye @ẌĿ4ȚШmade him moan loudly. The proceeded to pump up and down repeatedly. This repeated until a slimy, white liquid ejected from their penis heads into @ẌĿ4ȚШ. @ẌĿ4ȚШ immediately came all over the bed sheets. He knew he had to clean it soon. But this was just too good!
Saint decided that was enough. They packed and left, saying "See you tomorrow," to @ẌĿ4ȚШ.
Tomorrow...
@ẌĿ4ȚШ realised he missed his period (Dont question it) this month. He bought a pregnancy test from a local market.
He had to call @SaintLuther about this immediately.
*BZZZING* *BZZZING*
@ẌĿ4ȚШ said, over the phone to @SaintLuther "I'm pregnant and it's yours. I know it." @SaintLuther replied with "But it could be ArcadeFox´s'!" @ẌĿ4ȚШ had thought about this, and had an ultrasound where they could indeed verify it was @SaintLuther 's child. As he replied with this, @SaintLuther asked if they could meet in the park.
At the park...
The crisp Autumn breeze was as strong and soft as ever, penetrating their souls to the very core. It was a pleasant time of year. The Sakura trees were beginning to bloom, too, due to the time of year. Under the blooming sakuras and the falling red, brown, orange, and yellow leaves, @SaintLuther pulled a black box out from his tuxedo pocket, kneeled on the stone path, and said to @ẌĿ4ȚШ....
"Will you, XL4tw, marry me, so we can raise our child together"
@ẌĿ4ȚШ said "Yes!"
The day of the wedding...
@ẌĿ4ȚШ had been planning this for days. @TheArcadeFox was @SaintLuther's best man, and @ẌĿ4ȚШ brought @mave060602 as his best man. The seats were up to their threshold with people. Earlier, @SaintLuther talked about a beggar named @L33TPwnzer123 who was asking for member. He said he didn't have any, but they both knew he did. He asked again but was shot down again. This happened around 6 times! "Imagine That," @ẌĿ4ȚШ thought, "That's funny!"
The wedding commenced, and @ThePope preached them as man and other man. @TrueCrimson XL4tw´s jewish ex, was crying all alone. @FreshPrince was so happy, he started to sniff cocaine with @Ripjaw. The Overlord, @SaintLuther's Father, was visibly crying tears of joy as his boy got married. @j3kawesome, @ẌĿ4ȚШ ´s brother, was also crying for his younger brother. Everyone celebrated that night.
20 Years Later...
@SaintLuther and @ẌĿ4ȚШ have been happily married for 20 years and have conceived three children, @卐Demonik1卐 , the oldest, @SaintLuber, the middle, and @SaintPooper, the dyslexic, youngest one with down syndrome.
The End. Also can I have member Saint pls?
-Story written by @L33TPwnzer123
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