Fresh X Darude Fanfic

[DarudeDankstorm]

Straight from chatbox, reorganized per request of @TrueCrimson 



DarudeDankstorm: I'll eat your ass

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm ill enjoy that

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince atleast buy me dinner first

FreshPrince: ok 

FreshPrince: come to my house @DarudeDankstorm 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince *notices ur demotion" UwU What's this?

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm um nothing... *runs into the bathroom crying* 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince *follows u and locks the door behind us* its okay.. im here now 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm *takes off Darude's clothes kisses his neck with a soft lick* 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince *smears shit all over my neck* u like that? 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm "yes daddy" *as i put shit into his mouth as he chews on it* 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince *transforms into this https://goo.gl/images/eEt1hi* stick your meat wagon in my ear slits 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm spit in my mouth as you piss in it

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm *takes darude into the bed room*

FreshPrince: *12 hours later* 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm hey babe good morning 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince bb you really rustled my jimmies last night.. my MASSIVE DOUBLE HEADED SCHLONG feels like it's melting still..

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm I know, last night was... something huh? *a giant bulge in @FreshPrince pants appears* 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince You're on the train to pound town and there are no breaks 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm *wrestles on the couch* 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince *breaks your leg and forces your kneecap down your urethra* give me your ravioli juice nigger

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm i love it when you call me nigger *removes his middle finger from his hand and shoves it in his 
penis hole*
DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince yeah you dirty fucking nigger go back to africa *shoves your knee further inside*

FreshPrince: *orgasms for 2 minutes straight* now lets get really freaky 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm *sucks toes* 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm *still shoving finger up his stomach*

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince *my ankle acne pops in your mouth* i saved that just for you 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm your the best *ties @DarudeDankstorm to the bed as he feeds him the breakfast 

@DarudeDankstorm: he made while he spanks his giant and massive cock* 

FreshPrince: @DarudeDankstorm you like that? 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince *pops half of the blood vessels in my face* how could I not

FreshPrince: *goes on for another 6 hours of orgasms and shoving things in holes*

FreshPrince: *we both wake up tied to the bed* 

DarudeDankstorm: @FreshPrince how the fuck are we both tied up. Who else is here 

DarudeDankstorm: *suddenly, @Zellogi emerges from the closet 

FreshPrince: *to be continued*

[TrueCrimson]

Not going to lie. This looks like a drunk person wrote this lol. It looks so weird and hurts my eyes. Not mad at this or insulting this but can it pls be put a different format.

[Dogesky]

@M-E-T-A wrote a better fanfic than this.
and literally 25 fetishes went into this what the hell is wrong with you.

[Demonik1]

stop making fanfics unless you are @Disco or @SCMC literally when anyone else does it, not only is it hella cringy its always terrible. i dont care how much a gay faggot you are it will never be funny

[DarudeDankstorm]

stop making fanfics unless you are @Disco or @SCMC literally when anyone else does it, not only is it hella cringy its always terrible.  i dont care how much a gay faggot you are it will never be funny

Nigger we wrote this on the fly midgame in chatbox leave

[UHC]

Nigger we wrote this on the fly midgame in chatbox leave

heres a better idea: don't make a fanfic at all.

[DarudeDankstorm]

heres a better idea: don't make a fanfic at all.

It was improv. Also

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FreshPrince
im too lazy
21 Apr 9:32 PM


FreshPrince
@DarudeDankstorm you do it
21 Apr 9:32 PM


FreshPrince
yes

DarudeDankstorm
should we post this in a thread

[Darth Zan]

Could you make the tagged names be the person talking because that makes it so awkward to read when the tagged names are in the sentences because it makes me think that is who is talking...

Edit: 3/10 needs more tentacles.

[FreshPrince]

I might get @SCMC to perfect this

[SCMC]

I might get @SCMC to perfect this

Idk if I can work with this, this fanfic is wierd, it's literally 1 new fetish every line. + I don't like the script format that's why I never use that format on my fanfics.