LOA Being sued by the US Government

[Bengis]

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know im being sued by the US Government for conspiracy to commit smuggling and violating the Lacey Act.
I may be gone for weeks, I may be gone for months, im not really sure. I'm to pay $22,446,720 to South Africa, and im not sure i can continue to donate money to saintluther for pictures of his 7 inch cock anymore.
https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/app...04-16.html

[HAWkEdx]

I was in similar waters with the US government when I committed tax evasion. I got through it by praying to Allah every day. Allah helped me emotionally and financially and I recommend praying to mecca for help. Good luck!

[westernspy]

The U.S sued me for promoting the long-gone Red Army, and I’m going to fucking prison for promoting communism

[UHC]

Why isnt this in the loa section?

[SaintLuther]

2014? You were 10 years old when this was filed against you?

[Bengis]

2014? You were 10 years old when this was filed against you?

Yes.

[SCMC]

2014? You were 10 years old when this was filed against you?

Bengis is 12, so he was actually 6 years old

[zackadiax247]

I was fined 114,304,136.17 Rubles by the now defunct USSR for the act of existing.

[Bengis]

I was fined 114,304,136.17 Rubles by the now defunct USSR for the act of existing.

Hilarious joke zack, good to know youre as funny as all my friends on r/funny 

[PresentDr.]

dang thats an agreeable moment.