4-27-18, 06:45 PM
I have a tale... This seems to be the best place to put it so you all know my back story and how I became a sith lord.
After the fall of the Empire in Star Wars Episode 6, Luke left the Death Star and saw it go up in flames... But what he didnt see was out in the distance... A twinkle... A back up Death Star to replace the replacement.
Inside sat a green frog... Concealed by a cloak... Darth Kermit took Darth Vader and Darth Sidious' spot as leader of the Empire. He was the new leader to lead the small remainder of the Empire left, the rebellion against the rebellion. He needed an apprentice to train to succeed him before he died and lost the empire for good.
Darth Zan walked the halls of the Death Star construction, he stared at a replica of Darth Vader's old suit. It was mind blowing to see his idol's suit remade as a honor to him. He stepped onto the pedestal and opened the suit. Stepping inside and lastly placing the helmet on his head. He hoped he could do it. He really wanted to look cool AND have a cape while doing it. With his lightsaber gripped tightly in his right hand, he did the finishing touches on the suit and marched into the throne room. The massive window had a small figure behind it. Staring out into the abyss of space. Darth Zan's suit creaked and groaned as he knelt behind Darth Kermit.
"Gooooood... Apprentice, I'd like you to give me your sithly vow to be---" Kermit started, but was silenced as a Red beam cut straight through him. He slumped forward and crumpled to the floor in front of Darth Zan.
"Well... Didn't think I'd get this far... Uh... What do these do?" Darth Zan started to push buttons on the control panel. A loud whirring and rumbling began. "Uh oh..." A green laser fired through space with a deafening roar. Darth Zan hit the deck and yelped out.
"Oh... Well... Uh... Oops." Darth Zan quickly stood and dusted himself off quickly.
Imperial guards ran in the room "Sir...! Goddang it... This is ridiculous. Two or three leaders in a matter of hours. At least the apprentice is here, sir! What shall we do! You need an apprentice to teach now!"
"Um, alright then..." Darth Zan thought deeply, who did he want as his apprentice? Luke Skywalker? No... Vader tried that... Harrison---Indiana Jone--- Han Solo? Nah, he didnt shoot first, he has too much good in him. "I KNOW! Get me a shuttle to Naboo... NOW NOW NOW!" Darth Zan yelled as he marched out, not sure of where he was going... He didnt really know the layout...
Naboo was quiet, it was such a beautiful place! All of a sudden a building came crumbling down as a ship shot into it. Darth Zan hopped out and walked through the rubble until he found a gungan in the rubble. "MEESAH NO WANT TO GO! MEESAH NO KILL MOBSTER AGAIN!" Jar Jar yelled as he tried to run.
"Wait... what... GET OVER HERE!" Darth Zan yanked Jar Jar back to him and dragged him into the ship which had sustained quite a bit of damage...
Back in the Death Star 3.0, Darth Zan was addressing the remaining Empire "Dont any of you worry! I will make the Empire great again! I will raise us back to popularity and take down Luke Skywalker! I am Darth Zan... I was Darth Kermit's apprentice before he uh... Had a puppet heart attack and died. I now have a new apprentice... Darth Binks. Lord Jar Jar will take my place if I am to fall..." Darth Zan stepped out of the way as the gungan walked into the view of the camera.
"Meesah take position to bring Empire back, Meesah make... Empire... Great... Again!" Jar Jar rose his saber up in pride as he began a laugh... It was the dawn of a new era... Darth Zan would rule the galaxy again...
After the fall of the Empire in Star Wars Episode 6, Luke left the Death Star and saw it go up in flames... But what he didnt see was out in the distance... A twinkle... A back up Death Star to replace the replacement.
Inside sat a green frog... Concealed by a cloak... Darth Kermit took Darth Vader and Darth Sidious' spot as leader of the Empire. He was the new leader to lead the small remainder of the Empire left, the rebellion against the rebellion. He needed an apprentice to train to succeed him before he died and lost the empire for good.
Darth Zan walked the halls of the Death Star construction, he stared at a replica of Darth Vader's old suit. It was mind blowing to see his idol's suit remade as a honor to him. He stepped onto the pedestal and opened the suit. Stepping inside and lastly placing the helmet on his head. He hoped he could do it. He really wanted to look cool AND have a cape while doing it. With his lightsaber gripped tightly in his right hand, he did the finishing touches on the suit and marched into the throne room. The massive window had a small figure behind it. Staring out into the abyss of space. Darth Zan's suit creaked and groaned as he knelt behind Darth Kermit.
"Gooooood... Apprentice, I'd like you to give me your sithly vow to be---" Kermit started, but was silenced as a Red beam cut straight through him. He slumped forward and crumpled to the floor in front of Darth Zan.
"Well... Didn't think I'd get this far... Uh... What do these do?" Darth Zan started to push buttons on the control panel. A loud whirring and rumbling began. "Uh oh..." A green laser fired through space with a deafening roar. Darth Zan hit the deck and yelped out.
"Oh... Well... Uh... Oops." Darth Zan quickly stood and dusted himself off quickly.
Imperial guards ran in the room "Sir...! Goddang it... This is ridiculous. Two or three leaders in a matter of hours. At least the apprentice is here, sir! What shall we do! You need an apprentice to teach now!"
"Um, alright then..." Darth Zan thought deeply, who did he want as his apprentice? Luke Skywalker? No... Vader tried that... Harrison---Indiana Jone--- Han Solo? Nah, he didnt shoot first, he has too much good in him. "I KNOW! Get me a shuttle to Naboo... NOW NOW NOW!" Darth Zan yelled as he marched out, not sure of where he was going... He didnt really know the layout...
Naboo was quiet, it was such a beautiful place! All of a sudden a building came crumbling down as a ship shot into it. Darth Zan hopped out and walked through the rubble until he found a gungan in the rubble. "MEESAH NO WANT TO GO! MEESAH NO KILL MOBSTER AGAIN!" Jar Jar yelled as he tried to run.
"Wait... what... GET OVER HERE!" Darth Zan yanked Jar Jar back to him and dragged him into the ship which had sustained quite a bit of damage...
Back in the Death Star 3.0, Darth Zan was addressing the remaining Empire "Dont any of you worry! I will make the Empire great again! I will raise us back to popularity and take down Luke Skywalker! I am Darth Zan... I was Darth Kermit's apprentice before he uh... Had a puppet heart attack and died. I now have a new apprentice... Darth Binks. Lord Jar Jar will take my place if I am to fall..." Darth Zan stepped out of the way as the gungan walked into the view of the camera.
"Meesah take position to bring Empire back, Meesah make... Empire... Great... Again!" Jar Jar rose his saber up in pride as he began a laugh... It was the dawn of a new era... Darth Zan would rule the galaxy again...
I am Darth Zan, a Sith Lord that took place of Darth Sidious and Lord Vader when they died at the hands of Luke Skywalker.
I was taken under the wing of Darth Kermit and I made an apprentice out of Darth Binks. Jar Jar is quite a hassle to train, but I'm too lazy to hire a new Apprentice.
I was taken under the wing of Darth Kermit and I made an apprentice out of Darth Binks. Jar Jar is quite a hassle to train, but I'm too lazy to hire a new Apprentice.