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<![CDATA[Fanfic: The misadventure of Lt.Pwnzer123]]> https://lennyfacegaming.org/showthread.php?tid=7774 Mon, 17 Feb 2020 21:52:08 +0000 SCMC]]> https://lennyfacegaming.org/showthread.php?tid=7774 The misadventure of Lt.Pwnzer123

was sitting in LFG sandbox, when suddenly he spotted an odd splash of green behind . He got up out of his seat to get a better look, and you would never guess what he saw. was wearing a furry tale! couldn't believe his eyes; "I mean, I've seen the curled up posters at the back of the class, the cat photo on his phone background, the bodybags in his trunk, but I never thought my math teacher was a dog fuccer! " he thought. He was immediately enraged, so much that he sprinted straight to ’s office to inform him of this degenerate admin. When he heard of this admin’s deplorable acts there was little to no awe in his eyes. was a little bewildered by this but told him that this admin would be reported immediately. went back to class full of accomplishment as he had finally rid the Earth of another threat to the great aryan race. He sat back in his chair, smug as fucc, waiting to see the admin taken away to the gulags.

He waited, and waited and waited; checked his watch and it had been a whole 15 minutes and had neither grieved nor groveled. was appalled: "collusion had obviously occurred throughout the entire distracial patriarch" he thought. "It was time to take matters into my own hands" thought. He stood up at his desk, fire in his eyes, and said, "Mr. Furry admin, it's time for you to stop! Your reign of tyranny will end today! Your terrorization of the world animals has lasted too long, and as an arbiter of justice I will end you life RIGHT! THIS! MOMENT!" looked confused, but as the situation became more evident, a cruel smile enveloped his usually devoid face. He turned to the players of sandbox with intentions full bare (literally, his massive erection had ripped out of his pants at this point). "So you have finally understood my true purpose shounen?" His penis continued to grow at a massive rate, so much so that hadn't realized that his green furry tale had already grown to the size of a person at this point. " Well" he said, " no matter. There isn't anything you can do! I will rape every dog I see until every Canis Lupus is full of my seed!!" His back began to arch and whiskers started growing out of his face; he had finally become the monster he was all along. "No" screamed and jumped towards him, slashing at his rapist face with his brazen broadsword, but he dodged easily, swatting ’s sword and him onto the floor with all of the power of the omniverse. "Now I WILL RAPE U!" he said to . was very confused. was a dog fuccer. "Why would he rape me, a stunning vision of male perfection? " thought So, he got up and bit his leg. Blood was squirting everywhere. Then he scratched at his eyes, and ripped his eyeballs out and ate them. Then went for the final blow and as he started to rip his penis off, pinned down. "I’m gunna put in you diggity dog" said. "But I’m not a dog" said. ’s tail was standing on end at this point. And then remembered that he was a dog. He had forgotten that he was a dog. had a drooling smile on his face, he was about to start raping next 4 hours. Just as he was about to begin, two mysterious weebs appeared:

Mysterious weeb M: Prepare for trouble!

Mysterious weeb T: And make it double!

Mysterious weeb M: To protect the weebs from devastation!

Mysterious weeb T: To unite all weebs within our nation

Mysterious weeb M: !

Mysterious weeb T: !

: Team weebs blasts off at the speed of light!

: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

It was and holding weeb swords and wearing Naruto headbands. They wanted to rescue from his terrible fate. "Leave the dog alone, you filthy furry" they both said as they began Naruto running towards . "You thought I wouldn’t expect something like this" said as he laughed, "Stream sniper its time for you to do your job" he said soon after. It was when finished saying these words, that a loud voice repeatedly saying "nigger, nigger, nigger" started coming from the shadows of sandbox. Seconds later showed up in front of these two weebs. came running and shouted "be careful is really gay, you don’t know what he is capable of". But it was too late, as soon as finished his phrase, tackled , and into the ground and started raping them.

There was no one left to stop . "nobody can interrupt us now" said as he began raping . cried and cried and then he cried more. "I don’t want cummies in my tummies" thought. And when was about to cum for the 8th time, and was about to kill himself, his gorgeous super model (only a gorgeous supermodel in ’s mind but disgusting to look at for the rest of the LFG) showed up and said "yOu aCt HaRd BuT yOuR dAd BeAtS yOu HaRdEr" as he shot in the head with a pistol, making him fall to the ground. was so happy (he thought was still in Zimbabwe clearing out the native inhabitants to make room for their many children). Then thought everything was over and started thinking about the lots of sex, he and his gf were going to have, "we will sex for 300 hours and I will impregnate with 100 of my children" thought. But then the headless furry stood up once more said "furries don’t have a brain, we can survive without our head". froze from the shock and had lost all hope. Seconds later , and jumped out of an helicopter and landed on the scene. "We are the furry exterminators" said, "and we are here to exterminate this pest" continued. The 3 of them proceeded to shoot and burn to the ground. Meanwhile nearby, was saying to his duck crush "Wanna duck, or maybe Netflix and quack? " when some lost bullets reached his head, killing him and making the duck quack in panic. When the shootout was over came down from the sky and said " my child, as a reward for killing this furry, I shall give you the Consultant rank".

And that’s the story of how got consultant. The end.

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