Uhh Ohh (13+) Story

[Sgt.Aidan]

My friend just found out what the dark web is so he has been in his room for 2 hours and having a good time (sexual Joke) How will i get him out ill use moist tisues and a bottle of lotion. The lotion is for greasing up the lock on the door the tisues our for personal use dont ask why i just need em so i dont get shot. I walked into the room and saw 18 lbs of meth and he was masturbating so fast it was like a machine gun his cat was covered in white stuff (sperm) She was usally a black naughty cat. 2 girls 1 cup was on the projector i puked so much it could fill a bath tub to the brim. I was eventually burried alive under moist blakets damn blankets. I threw a lotion grenade it splatted and it was over the computer broke no more dark web.


Written By, SGT.Aidan
(dont do or try this and dont watch 2 girls 1 cup,and dont lookup dark web)
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[SCMC]

Dont know wtf i just read

[apekis]

a few things:

1. you realize everyone on this server has to be 13+, yes?
2. please fix your punctuation, spelling, and general english
3. what the fuck did i just read

[Zellogi]

1. you realize everyone on this server has to be 13+, yes?

Not true, if you're under 13, you have to get a COPPA form signed. 95% of them don't, but we have a few members under 13.

[apekis]

Not true, if you're under 13, you have to get a COPPA form signed. 95% of them don't, but we have a few members under 13.

right, right. good point. Still, though.

[Wayne]

Not true, if you're under 13, you have to get a COPPA form signed. 95% of them don't, but we have a few members under 13.

Like classy, he lied about his age xD

[Takumi Fujiwara]

what the hell is this cancer get some help

[Deucedemon]

Wtf did i just experince.

[Ripjaw]

O my god please help wtf have I witnessed. HELP! AHHHH!

[GeorgeWASHERTON]

This is an obvious use of metaphor and diction for the use of illustrating the horrors faced by the American taxpayer. Just think about it. Causal scum.