The terrible tragedy

[Ripjaw]

It was Christmas Eve of 2016. The LFG Staff Senate was meeting in three big groups. The first group was for TTT and ZS. The second was for Sandbox. The third was for DR and PH. @apekis had risen through the ranks in the first group. He was now one of the highest ranking members of the group. However, there was a conspiracy against @apekis. The conspirators included @Zellogi, who was a Consultant attending the meeting, @Creeper and @"Sasuke", who were prominent TTT members, and @"Kingbacon" and @dat boi waddup, who were prominent ZS members, and @Le Sad Lizard, his best friend. The first five believed that @apekis was gaining too much power and he needed to be stopped. But @Le Sad Lizard believed that putting down @apekis was for the good of LFG.

The meeting began with everyone bowing down to @apekis. @SCMC came forward and gave @apekis a sheet of paper for the meeting. "We have petitions from the Senate," @SCMC told him. "Petitioners come forth," @apekis replied. @Creeper signaled the others to go to @apekis. The time was now. All of the conspirators went up to @apekis. @"Sasuke" knelt down in front of @apekis and said, "Please have mercy on my exiled brother, @"Lolerez"." "Why are you petitioning whatvso recently has been denied?" replied @apekis haughtily. "Who is the next petitioner?" asked @apekis as @Creeper slid his hand under his shirt to reach for his dagger. @"Kingbacon" knelt down next and said, "Please have mercy on my father, @AlphaSavior, who has been put in jail." "I ruled your father in jail and my word is law," @apekis said sternly. @Creeper knelt down and said, "I ask for your pardon, my great @apekis, and, I pray for your soul." With that @Creeper took put his dagger and stabbed @apekis in the chest. @apekis screamed and as @Creeper went in for another stab, @apekis grabbed @Creeper's dagger and stabbed him in the wrist, causing @Creeper to scream. "@apekis!" screamed @SCMC,  but he was held back by @dat boi waddup and @"Sasuke". Now it was open hunting season as @"Kingbacon" and @Zellogi began to stab @apekis. The other staff members were running out of the Senate. "@apekis has been slain!" shouted @"Ottoman Sultan". "Run for your life!" screamed @Senpai Spook.  Chaos ensued. All of the conspirators except @Le Sad Lizard had ditched @apekis. @apekis was lying on the ground and saw that @Le Sad Lizard had his dagger out. Then, @Le Sad Lizard plunged his dagger into his best friend's heart. @apekis died shortly afterwards and he was abandoned. He died under his dead rival's statue, @Young Metro. This has been the tragedy of @apekis.

[Creeper]

It didn't happen like that!
he slit my wrists, not cut them.

[colpok]

This somewhat reminds me of a Monty Python movie

[apekis]

It didn't happen like that!
he slit my wrists, not cut them.

My own*

[Ripjaw]

This somewhat reminds me of a Monty Python movie

It's An LFG version of the assasination of Caesar

[JanitorBacon]

I like the part where I stab apekis

[Ripjaw]

I like the part where I stab apekis

Of course you do

[colpok]

It's An LFG version of the assasination of Caesar

Oh that makes sense like instead of Brutus ohhhhhkay yea yea yea


Still reminds me of Monty Python though

[Zellogi]

I like the part where I stab apekis

I don't. If it were up to me, I'd switch @apekis with @"Ottoman Sultan".

[Ripjaw]

I don't. If it were up to me, I'd switch @apekis with @"Ottoman Sultan".

It's probably just because I had you stab apekis. But hey, I asked apekis to list off 5 LFG members and you were one of them